An elderly woman walks into a Baskin Robbins where she see’s a nice young man waiting behind the counter to serve her.

The server behind the counter greets her with, ‘Welcome to Baskin Robbins, home of the 31 flavors. Today though we only have Strawberry, Chocolate and 28 flavors. Unfortunately we are out of Vanilla today, what would you like?’

‘Well sir, I will have a pint of Vanilla’

‘I’m sorry mame, but we are all out of Vanilla. But we have Strawberry, Chocolate and 28 other flavors. Which would you like?’

‘Well sir, in that case I will have a quart of Vanilla ice cream, please.’

At this point the clerk behind the counter becomes frustrated. ‘Mame, do me a favor, could you spell the straw in Strawberry?’

‘S-t-r-a-w’

‘Ok, and could you spell the choc in Chocolate?’

‘C-h-o-c’

‘Ok, and could you spell the fuck in Vanilla?’

‘SIR! There’s no fuck-n-Vanilla!’

‘That’s what I have been trying to tell you for 10 minutes!’

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